Ostracized to the bottom of emails, disclaimers are usually a drag (read: lacking personality, painfully straightforward). But the good news is often forgotten—copywriters aren’t at the mercy of a legal team’s go-to phrases 100% of the time. Take Pure Citizen for example.

Last week, I received an email entitled “A Fond Farewell… Thank You for Shopping at Borders” from Mike Edwards, CEO. I knew the company had been in trouble for some time and it’d probably be closing soon, so it was no surprise that an alert would be coming—but one like this, I didn’t predict.

I have recently been converted to a Which Wich fan. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the name, it’s a chain of sandwich shops. And not just any sandwiches… these are totally customizable and absolutely delicious. They have great customer service and a laid-back environment, despite how packed the place always is. So signing up for their online club was a no-brainer.

I’m currently being followed online by a table, a pillow and two lamps. These items trail me from website to website as I read news, check the weather or indulge in my guilty pleasure of celebrity gossip.  Yes, I’m being stalked by home décor!